The Bejeweled Dick

I love being a security guard, especially when the suspect is a hunk with big arms, well-defined abs, and a cock as big as my face. Usually, I try to keep my kinky thoughts all to myself, but when this man decided to hide the stolen merchandise inside his underwear, he made me go in there and grab everything I could find. As both of our dicks were getting hard, I ran a very thorough cavity check. So far, I haven't found anything else, but I already thought of a way he can help me forget all about his crime.