Pole Dancing

When Kimmy told her husband Jimmy that she wanted to show off what she had learned in dance class, he figured it was time to break out his ballroom dancing shoes so they could do the tango down at the club. What he didn't figure was that Kimmy wanted to show off the pole dancing skills that she had acquired over the past few weeks. It wouldn't have been so bad if Kimmy was dancing on an actual pole; it was the fact that she was dancing on her instructor's fleshy pole that had Jimmy's poor heart breaking!