P.D.A. We Just Don't Care

It makes my heart happy to see those who are truly and wholeheartedly in love. I saw this couple in the middle of nowhere in our town. A real dump. And the more beautiful their feelings looked. He gave her a ring made of tinfoil. She was so shy, she couldn't even respond to his proposal. I was the one who took matters into my own hands. I gave them a ticket to the future and taught them not to be shy. In my signature method, of course.