WHAT is going on inside this van? Like, WHAT is going on, in this van?

I picked up a hitch hiker who turns out to be a trans woman. So she's like do you like trans women? Ehm, well there is only one way to find out, isn't there? So she took me by the hand and guided me into the back of the van. Next thing I know I am sucking her shedick! Not exactly what I expected!